"This is why you should never, ever get your hopes up. This is why you should see the glass as half empty. So when the whole thing spills, you aren’t as devastated."
Unknown (via suchvodka)
|me:||it's a nice night, i'll open the window|
|disrespectful ass flying bug:||[flies into my room]|
|disrespectful ass flying bug:||sup|
|me:||[kills bug in a flurry of violence, slams window closed, dons flame retardant suit and blazes entire room to be sure]|
|me:||it's a nice night, i'll turn on the air conditioner|